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LYRICS
I'm sitting doing next to nothing on my home PC
When I get a Larlar message, and it's all about round 3
He says 'Ten your next opponent is the forumer known as Swill'
And the neurons in my brain all start yelling 'KILL'
I mean, it's not that I have anything against the guy
I'm sure he's pretty cool, that's not something I'll deny
But his persona is a pig and if I'm not mistaken
When I tear this guy to pieces my reward is bacon!
What's bacon without eggs, I think, and take a step outside
Because my belly is a grumbling and my cravings cannot hide
I want me some breakfast and I've made myself a plan
And at the end I know Swill will be frying in my pan
So I head to Chico's place to borrow me some eggs
But when I knock upon the door, Wimble answers it instead
The lizard says 'You want some eggs? Here, I'll give you one of mine!'
And once I've finished vomiting, politely, I decline
I figure I will skip the sides and go straight for the ham
And just like that, Zonugal's there, emerging from his van
'You trying to catch that tasty pig, goes by the name of Swill?
Well here, I have the perfect thing, just slip him this pill'
So I find him at his usual place, and buy us both some drinks
But before I put my glass down the whole room begins to shrink
I look to my opponent and see that awful piggy grin
And know that something bad is coming when he puts the ball gag in
I wake up back in my house wrapped around the toilet bowl
Trying not to think about why I feel sore in all my holes
It's breakfast time but right now bacon doesn't seem quite right
I think from now on I'll just stick with toast and vegemite