HelloFlixel
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I was gonna sing another song for this round
But I couldn't continue the song 'cos I found
That it's hard to figure out the correct intonation
When your opponent's name contains punctuation
So instead you get to play these games that I made
Where you get to kill the guy in many different ways
And hey, I guess I'll just pronounce it dead
Quick, your time is running out, shoot him in the head
Oh look, DE?AD wants to make friends
Except that he has all these cars with which to contend
Well that and his crippling lack of self esteem
'Cos some of them are girls and you know what that means
Dude it's mother fucking pacman
Time to come up with a foolproof attack plan
And kill those ghostly mother fuckers
Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
We're going hunting for flying DE?AD
So blast them from the air until the ground is red
Keep click click clicking until there's nothing in the sky
Oh hey, who's this handsome guy?
Now take that toothbrush and rub it on his head
We know you love it, don't deny it DE?AD
But I'll tell you what, if you back down in disgrace
I'll neglect to mention what you do with the toothpaste
Last year Snowbeat and Futore went down
Robcham got AIDS and FAQ was kicked out of town
Punsie and Vargas Prime, their time was due
But this year DE?AD won't make it past round two
Now we all know DE?AD is king of the bros
But we have to stop these girls so that he doesn't no-show
The art he does for us, you know that nothing is finer
And all of that will end if he attracts a vagina